IF I WAS STRAIGHT, I WOULD HAVE 50 WOMEN ON MY DICK WANTING TO MAKE ME SANDWICHES.

cloudpuff:

woahitsjuanito:

But I’m a faggot so

  • I have no men to make me food
  • I have no men to have hot, hot sex with
  • I have no men to have deep, meaningful conversations with

LOL those are my bullet points too! deadass ha

Same here! lol